Bisto Foods
Middlewich
Cheshire CW10 0HD

Dear Bisto Foods,

Last week, my wife inadvertently put a pair of my middle son Henry’s trousers into a bucket of water to soak, prior to washing them. It later transpired that there was a packet of your Bisto Gravy Granules in one of the pockets. Unfortunately, there were also six pairs of my white underpants in the bucket and, after being soaked overnight, they became brown underpants. (Why on earth my wife finds it necessary to soak my underpants prior to washing them is a mystery that only she knows the answer to.) However, after being put through the washer my underpants more or less reverted back to white, but had taken on a distinct smell of gravy. Now I quite like the smell of gravy, but not on my underpants, and yesterday on my walk from the railway station a dog followed me all the way home. The thing is, I’m sure that your workers’ clothes must become permeated with the smell of Bisto Gravy Granules, and take on the similar “Bisto Gravy” smell of my underpants, so I was wondering if you could ask them how they get rid of the smell, and let me know?

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours faithfully,

///////
New Mills, High Peak